Devinettes (riddles) pour vous
emptycartsrattleloudly:
J’ai reçu ces devinettes quand j’ai fait un cours de français à l’UCL ^^
1. Trois femmes ont chacune deux filles.
Elles se rendent ensemble au restaurant pour manger.
Il n’y a que sept chaises dans le restaurant.
Chacune s’assoie sur une chaise.
Comme est-ce possible?
2. Un jeunes garçon qui mesure 1 mètre habite avec ses patents au dixième étage d’un immeuble.
Lorsqu’il va à l’école le matin, il utilise l’ascenseur pour descendre les dix étages. Quand il rentre de l’école, il prend l’ascenseur jusqu’au cinquième étage.
Ensuite, il sort de l’ascenseur et utilise les escaliers pour monter jusqu’au dixième étage.
Pourquoi n’utilise-t-il pas l’ascenseur jusqu’au dixième étage?
3. Un homme mangeait un œuf chaque jour pour son déjeuner. Il n’avait aucune poule chez-lui.
Il n’achetait jamais d’œufs.
Il n’empruntait jamais d’œufs.
Il ne volait jamais d’œufs.
Il n’en reçoit pas en cadeau.
Comment faisait-il pour manger un œuf par jour?
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Ces devinettes sont tellement génials~
MUSIC QUIZ (… again)
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING (Except we all will)!
How do you feel today?
Lazy Song - Bruno Mars (This is so right)
What’s your outlook on life?
I won’t say I’m in love - Hercules OST
What does your family think of you?
Dreamer - Apocalyptica (Again, so true)
What do your friends think of you?
천국 (Heaven) - BIGBANG
What do strangers think of you?
Breathe - MissA (Le gasp! Breathe in, breathe out?)
How’s your love life?
Journey - Yiruma
How will your love life be in the future?
愛上你 (Love You) - S.H.E.
Will you get married?
Future Reflections - MGMT
Are you good at school?
Stupid Liar - BIGBANG
Will you be successful?
기다리다 지친다 (Tired of Waiting) - 2PM
What song should they play on your birthday?
Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic
What song should they play at your graduation?
Snow Drifts - Dark Lunacy
The soundtrack of your life?
Holiday - Green Day
You and your best friends are?
简简单单(Simple) - JJ Lin (JJ Linnnn~)
Happy times:
Golden Wing - AnCafe
Sad times:
Shut up and drive - Rihanna
Every day:
One Hundred Roses - 김수윤
For tomorrow:
없는 사람 (Everlasting Story) - TRAX
For you:
La Valse D’Amélie - Yann Tiersen (Am I Amélie?)
What does next year have in store for me?
Fotographia - Yiruma
What do I say when life gets too hard?
弱虫～臆病な僕 (Coward) - SS501 (Way too accurate)
What song will I dance to at my wedding?
What is right - BIGBANG
What do you want as your career?
A Whole New World - Aladdin OST
Your favourite saying?
아직은…나 (I Can Change) - TRAX (Accurate)
How will I die?
Dead at Heart - Super Junior (I don’t want to die of heartbreak TT___TT)
I think the songs make slightly more sense this time~
1. First thing you wash in the shower? Left Shoulder
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? Black
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? I misread this question. I don’t know who the last person I kissed was… So maybe?
4. Do you plan outfits? Not usually
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Hungry
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? My hoodie
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? Aim. I don’t use AIM
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I saw Luna in a shopping centre, and so me and my friend (Zoya) ran to greet her. When We got there there were a load of other fans, so I congratulated her on Coyote Ugly, and gave her a hug. She was really smiley and friendly, and surprisingly tall. And then Sulli came and gave me a bear hug, and she was freakishly tall. Like 6ft or something… really unnatural. And then I saw Siwon, and I was like whoaaa it’s Siwon *runs to sit in his lap*. He was acting all suave and attractive and talking *who remembers what he’s talking about when he is that hot and his face right next to yours?!* And then ANOTHER Siwon came (there are never enough Siwons… holy Shisus) and was talking about how that was a clone… (SHISUS CLONES?!) And then there were like a ton of Siwons in the room, and my dream faded out. I must have passed out ahahaha.
9. Did you meet anybody new today? No
10. What are you craving right now? Food
11. Do you floss? Every day
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Lettuce
13. When was the last time you talked on aim? I don’t use AIM
14. Are you emotional? Yes
15. Would you dance to the taco song? Yes
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000? What kind of saddo… Yes, and I still didn’t fall asleep
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Bite
18. Do you like your hair? Most of the time
19. Do you like yourself? Sometimes
20. Have you ever met a celebrity? No
21. Do you like cottage cheese? I can’t remember eating any
22. What are you listening to right now? Taco Song
23. How many countries have you visited? 10 including England?
24. Are your parents strict? Yes
25. Would you go sky diving? I don’t think so
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Sure, if he pays
27. Would you throw potatoes at him? Yeah, that sounds like fun
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? Yes… somewhere…
29. Have you ever been in a castle? Yep
30. Do you rent movies often? Nope
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class? Empty space
32. Have you made a prank phone call? Yeah, I can’t remember it very well though… Lots of Indian accents and it turned out to be a nursing home… oopsies
33. Do you own a gun? Pahahha, no.
34. Can you count backwards from 74? Yeah, probably
35. Who are you going to be with tonight? My family
36. Brown or white eggs? Brown?
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? What is this Hot Topic you speak of?
38. Ever been on a train? Yup
39. Ever been in love? Nope
40. Do you have a cell-phone? Nope
41. Are you too forgiving? No, I’m a grudge holder
42. Do you use chap stick? Apple and Original
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? Probably sleeping
44. Can you use chop sticks? Yes, but I hold them weird
45. Ever have cream puffs? No, but they look hella tasty
(Source: rawrtunechi, via amber-anon)
Turns out I’m just a wuss. I feel pain playing on plastic strings.
Not only does steel sound a hundred thousand times better, it’s also so much more painful.
My dad is like “Its 11:00, go to sleep”
And I’m like I’m not tired
But seriously, I’m not. I had 10 hours sleep last night, and then had a three hour nap this afternoon because I had nothing better to do…
